27 December, LV A.S.
1. The Devil’s Advocate Time Stamp: 21:30 2. Infernal Informant Time Stamp: 41:31 3. Creature Feature Time Stamp: 1:08:52
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Film Review
The New Mutants
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that braves COVID-19, and goes to the actual theater to watch a film that has been shit on by nearly everyone, just so we can give your our review, then
Extra Ordinary
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that casts Satanic incantations on its listeners, turning them into gloats, you know, virgin floating goats, for demons to have sex with so that we can increase our viewership by,
Blade Runner 2049
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that replicates itself in the hopes that it can then reproduce with itself, creating future generations of Satanists on Cinema to provide mediocre at best rambling reviews and completely off
Tentacles
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is dubbed in English directly from the throats of its hosts; who normally dwell in the depths of the oceans, but are awakened weekly by illegal experiments, provoking their
Event Horizon
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that will open a gateway through space-time, unleashing evil itself, just to bring you our review of Event Horizon. So pack an extra pair of socks, grab your meat cleaver
Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that wears their balls for earrings and stalks campgrounds for teenagers to introduce only the finest, uncut horror films, that will terrify them and possibly even turn them on… to
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The Grudge (2020)
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that will give you a death curse, after you have started the video feed. It’s not that we want you to die, it’s just that we don’t really want you
Relic Review
Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that is covered in black mold and regularly gets lost in our walls. If you happen to bring your special needs child for a vigorous game of hide and seek,